laurathefoodie:

Me: *feels uncomfortable without traditionally feminine makeup and hairstyle.*
Me: *feels uncomfortable wearing traditionally feminine clothing.*

Me: *feels uncomfortable wearing traditionally feminine makeup and hairstyle.*

Me: *feels uncomfortable without traditionally feminine clothing.*

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

purplepirate:

G R E E N D A L E   S E V E N  Appreciation  Week(s)

DAY SEVEN
↳ Free choice!

greendale seven (and dean Pelton) + Leonard

Shut up, Leonard.

doneworseforless:

ponytailtime:

Food bloggers need to stop with this “turn your watermelon slices into healthy pizza.”

No.

I take issue with this.

Every time a food blogger does this, I think, “You are making the food they give pandas on their birthdays in zoos.”

cubewatermelon:

She was supposed to be the next Magical Girl, but the dog touched the magical artifact first!

Now she has to help her pet fight evil and also prevent it from flying all over the place in search of bacon.

Inspired by a goofy skype conversation and not a real thing ;0

WHY IS THIS NOT A REAL THING

erikamoen:

erikamoen:

This week at Oh Joy Sex Toy, Matthew and I review Liberator’s Wedge and Ramp combo cushions!

If you’d like to support OJST and get behind-the-scenes progress shots and blog posts about this weird job I’ve made for myself, you can become my patron on Patreon.

If you have a body that needs some extra support in general or specifically during sexy times, I think you may appreciate today’s review!

I’ve been wanting one for years.

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling)

lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as…

(Source: rydenarmani)